imashambles:

This makes me laugh every single time.

(Source: halemallia)

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toothpast:


theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

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And what is this display now? As amusing as you are —

(Source: authorityalwayswins)

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They’re  R U N N E R S . They look for a  w a y  o u t .

(Source: obriensource)

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Question one. Robbing banks is easy if you’ve got a TARDIS. So why am I not using it? Question two. Where is the TARDIS? Okay, that probably should be question one.

(Source: fallen-sparrow)

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pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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